Once upon a time, there was a young boy named Calvin who always dreamed of becoming the world's best business fish. He trained every day for 42 hours in order to beat his rival, The Precarious Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Calvin came armed with a stove and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Calvin emerged as the poopy victor! His achievement is celebrated every Free Slurpee Day.